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Apologies for the three week hiatus as I returned to the motherland - back in Melbourne now in full force! (As is the heat, I can see!)
As promised in this post, the time for BFF J and I to elevate our love for chocolate to an academic level came yesterday in the form of one of Master Chocolatier Arno Backes' chocolate courses - specifically, 'How to Create a Chocolate House'!
Oh and I can't wait any longer, feast your eyes on this little baby!
What a wonderful class it was, the level of gushiness I feel like I must inject into this post is akin to a fantastic first date - and he's funny, so funny, did I mention?
The class began with a description of the three ways of melting and tempering chocolate - French, German, or Italian. FYI, Arno scorns the use of a metal bowl over simmering water. Apparently, one is meant to treat chocolate like one's own skin - therefore the temperatue of the chocolate, or rather 'couverture', should never exceed 40 degrees Celsius. Fancy that.
This, by the way, is the Italian method - a hefty 200 pound machine Arno describes as his 'Italian girlfriend' who took 'ages convincing to go upstairs'. All classes, and the kitchen, which we shamessly perve on during the course of the class, are held above the main shop.
And here you go - some of the processes involved in making the Chocolate House - I feel the need to preempt these with a bit of a disclaimer - I was honestly very much the dunce of the class, while J was a total star.
For example:
And these were meant to be identical.
Show-off. (J's fences.)
J methodically putting her house together.
Level One. If only we could all use water glasses to prop our homes up.
J flipping her house - as you may observe, her base is a perfect circle.
And my house - up and at 'em! It's quite easy to see that it's got loads of imperfections! Oh but the joy I felt when it was finally up - unparalleled (as were my walls evidently)!
Setting up fences - don't want the neighbours trespassing, after all. Observe the abundance of 'off-cuts' of chocolate on the table - we got to keep them all! Though I must admit that J and I consumed a substantial portion during the class itself - so much so that she inadvertently ate her door.
J gettin' her snow on! (The smoke is just cotton balls!)
Almost done now! Actually, I thought I was done at this point. Can you play 'What's Wrong With This Picture?'
I forgot the door! Ta-da! The finished house in all its flawed glory.
All boxed and ready to go!
Show-off. (J's fences.)
J methodically putting her house together.
Level One. If only we could all use water glasses to prop our homes up.
J flipping her house - as you may observe, her base is a perfect circle.
And my house - up and at 'em! It's quite easy to see that it's got loads of imperfections! Oh but the joy I felt when it was finally up - unparalleled (as were my walls evidently)!
Setting up fences - don't want the neighbours trespassing, after all. Observe the abundance of 'off-cuts' of chocolate on the table - we got to keep them all! Though I must admit that J and I consumed a substantial portion during the class itself - so much so that she inadvertently ate her door.
J gettin' her snow on! (The smoke is just cotton balls!)
Almost done now! Actually, I thought I was done at this point. Can you play 'What's Wrong With This Picture?'
I forgot the door! Ta-da! The finished house in all its flawed glory.
All boxed and ready to go!
In a word? Exhilarating! Best gift ever, if I do say so myself - and I will absolutely return. Though I will probably schedule my next class in winter - the bottom of my house melted and caved in as we were driving home because it was just that hot. It is now totally lopsided - so upsetting, I assure you, that I had to take to my bed for a full fifteen minutes.
Can't wait to do it all over again.
Can't wait to do it all over again.